This probably goes without saying but....

...I don't think my stalker is someone anyone would consider as the picture of mental stability. Of course, acting like a complete ass towards the less than mentally stable might not be one of my brighter ideas, but meh, I have too much fun acting like a dick. Anyway, for your reading pleasure, I present a conversation between me and my stalker.

TriDeltGodess (11:48:04 PM): hehehehehe
TterraGnoJ (11:48:19 PM): ?
TriDeltGodess (11:48:24 PM): still perplexed?
TriDeltGodess (11:48:54 PM): hey, we both went to nd, that should narrow the field
TterraGnoJ (11:49:00 PM): IF you're asking if I have any idea who you are, the answer is no
TterraGnoJ (11:49:06 PM): really, there's a shocker
TterraGnoJ (11:49:15 PM): that only narrows it down to a couple thousand people
TriDeltGodess (11:49:20 PM): yup
TriDeltGodess (11:49:34 PM): dont worry about it
TterraGnoJ (11:49:51 PM): I stopped worrying about it a long time ago
TterraGnoJ (11:50:14 PM): I'm now more curious about why you seem to to carrying on this charade
TriDeltGodess (11:50:26 PM): entertainment value
TterraGnoJ (11:50:44 PM): simple things amuse simple minds
TriDeltGodess (11:50:43 PM): and i might see you again
TterraGnoJ (11:51:04 PM): right, cause i ever saw you when we were in the same place
TriDeltGodess (11:51:14 PM): you saw me lots
TriDeltGodess (11:51:56 PM): anyway
TterraGnoJ (11:52:01 PM): ...and that obviously made a huge impression on me
TriDeltGodess (11:52:43 PM): you're so good at giving compliments garrett
TterraGnoJ (11:53:08 PM): its what i do
TriDeltGodess (11:53:43 PM): stick to it, maybe someday your dreams of actually getting somewhere in life will come true
TterraGnoJ (11:54:09 PM): i've been moving along just fine as is
TriDeltGodess (11:54:37 PM): lovely
TriDeltGodess (11:54:45 PM): maybe i'll run into you in NYC
TterraGnoJ (11:54:54 PM): it's a big city
TriDeltGodess (11:55:00 PM): yeah, but i know where to find you
TterraGnoJ (11:55:26 PM): i don't question your stalking abilities
TriDeltGodess (11:55:45 PM): i dont either
TriDeltGodess (11:56:04 PM): anyway, i'd better go
TriDeltGodess (11:56:14 PM): seeya around
TterraGnoJ (11:56:19 PM): right
TriDeltGodess (11:56:33 PM): hahahaha
TriDeltGodess (11:56:44 PM): nighty nightmares
TriDeltGodess signed off at 11:57:06 PM.

Oh, an I discovered I have some of our old conversations from college still kicking around my hard drive too if anyone is actually that curious about said stalker.